School Bully Vriska x reader

"Oh no I'm late for school again!" you cry as you rush through your house again with nothing but a slice of toast in your mouth. Going through the roads leading up to Skaia High, you rushed through tons of fellow students wearing the same sky blue uniform as you. It was now that you came across the gates.

You push your way through the barrage of students and make it before the final bell.

"Yes! for once in your life your not late for school!"

"yes yes yes yes yes yes!" you cheered your uniform flying all over the place.

"(last name) I advise you get to class before you are tardy for that." Darkleer sensei advises

"Sorry sensei" you reply as you pick up your book bag and head to homeroom.

As you made your way to homeroom you had to wonder what fate had in store for you.

"Move it dwee8!" Vriska says pushing you aside

"a simple excuse me would've sufficed." you reply as you take your seat next to the window with your friends John, Dave, and Tav=

"Where the heck is my man Tavros?" you ask aloud

"Try looking outside" Vriska says

You look out of your anime protagonist window and gasp, hanging by his Disney's peter pan underwear was none other than your best friend Tavros Nitram.

You look back at Vriska with fire in your eyes as sufferer sensei tried calling for other senseis, but you run down the hall to lower Tavros from the flagpole that he was hanging on.

"Tav how did she do this to you?" you ask as you began lowering him down.

"She wanted to help me fly." Tavros replies

"You know better than to trust her, just because you two dated a long time ago you'd think she'd have softened up a bit. Heck she even dated John and she calmed for a while." you say as Tavros is now safely on the ground

"I'm sure she feels really sorry about it." Tavros says

You remember how hard she laughs when she does crap like this.

"Don't worry Tavros, I'm going to avenge you! I don't care how or when but I'm going to avenge you.

(first name) (Last Name)'s operation revenge is a go. (insert explosions and bald eagles)

"Don't do it (Name) she's just so lucky." Tavros says

"You forget Tavros, I'm an anime protagonist." You reply jokingly

"But remember what she did to Terezi and Aradia?" Tavros asks

You did remember, Terezi is still blind and while Aradia is better and now president of the archaeology club and the occult club co president. But for the entirety of junior high school she was really weird. Both in the cool sense and the weird sense, seeing ghost had to be awesome.

"I don't care what happens, I'll avenge you. Besides nothing bad ever happens to an anime protagonist."  

Day 1:

Oh man oldest trick in the book, you say to yourself as load a bucket full of water. You take a water spoon and began casually throwing water. you hum a little tune to yourself as you splash water on the streets when all of a sudden you hear an all too familiar laugh and you get ready for the big splash.

"You should have seen the look on his face when I strung him up." Vriska laughs

"Gill that was cold blooded." an all too familiar voice says

Better think of something witty to say at a time like this.

"And the look on his face!" Meenah chuckled

"time to make a splash" You say as you empty the bucket on the oncoming bully "nailed it!"

Meenah cries out as she is splashed with the entirety of the bucket

Vriska laughs as Meenah is drenched

"Nice try (last name) but you have no idea how many underclassmen have tried that." Vriska says motioning to the Kohai hiding in various bushes and trees.

Meenah looms over you cracking her knuckles

"You got my top wet." Meenah says and you had to admit you did see her bra through her uniform.

"Wait Meenah no!" you cry as your world goes dark

Day 2:

now with a black eye  you had to apply the finishing touches to your latest revenge scheme. A stink bomb, you're going to put this in her shoe locker and see how she deals with foot odor for the rest of the year.

as you see Vriska putting her casual shoes in her locker, once she leaves you casually stroll in and place the stink bomb in her shoe. You then put your shoes in your locker and then put on your school shoes. You go on about your day having a homemade bento from your mom. You engage in P.E and just have an ordinary day. Now that it's time to leave you have to see how Vriska's doing.

you catch her casually strolling out of the school and in no real distress.

"Damn it!" you cry, but then realize that the stink bomb is still active. and that she probably put it in your shoes .

You cautiously open you shoe locker and are not attacked by anything. You grab your shoes and shake them. nothing falls out, you sigh in relief as you walk out of school and are then shaken by an ungodly roar.

You turn to see Gamzee with rage in his eyes

You try to run but then see stars.

day three:

"I don't know what we're going to do with you, you keep on coming home with all these injuries." Your mom says

she puts on bandages for your nose.

"Thanks mommy" you say as you shamble out of your house passing your dad

"That (boy) (girl)'s in love with someone." your dad says not looking away from his newspaper."

"Yeah, isn't it wonderful?" your mom says

"mmm" your dad says

okay day three time to get even with Vriska.

your eyes glow with determination. It's time for mass destruction!

all throughout the day you try every convoluted scheme in the book to get back at Vriska for Tav's sake. Like the days prior they end up blowing up in your face quite literally on one scheme. You try the brownie on the chair trick, You somehow end up sitting on a pudding pocket.

the bucket of water from the roof, she's dry as a bone and Jane is drenched.

Hot sauce in her bento, somehow that went off but it turns out she actually likes spicy food. go Figure.

The aforementioned smoke bomb prank.

your determination gets filled with blind rage as you wipe the smoke of your face. Nevertheless you have to try for Tavros.

let's just skip to day seven.

Day seven:

your mom doesn't say anything as she rubs the hydrogen peroxide to the wounds on you face, she sighs and says

"your father will be here after I'm done with you. My poor little (boy)(girl)." Your mom says

your mother leaves to do the housework of a traditional (Japanese)American housewife as your father comes in with a fatherly deposition on his face. He looks at you and sits down on the bathtub.

"You really did a number on yourself didn't?" He says setting down his newspaper

"Yeah" You reply

he crosses his leg

"Well (son)(hon) tell papa all about it." your dad says

"I got dragged through the bushes by a couple of dogs because they smelled the meat truck passing by." you reply

your father doesn't say anything

"(son)(Hon) why are you putting yourself through this kind of punishment?"

"I'm trying to get back at Vriska Serket." You reply

"Must be some girl." your dad says

"You have no idea." You reply

"Young love, and in today's declining birthrate's of (Japan) America you must be madly in love with her."

you gasp and look at your dad trying to explain

"Dad I'm not-" but you were cut off

"I too was crazy for your mother, and there wasn't a time that I didn't want to fight off anyone who looked in your mother's direction. But for your own and your mother's sake why don't you take a break today."

he goes into his wallet and pulls out a (1000 yen note) 20 dollar bill

"Go to the show today, you need to relax." your dad says

you look at your dad and sigh

"Thanks dad" You say pocketing the bill (note) and put on your casual clothes.

"well I guess I could catch a show." You say to no one in particular

You head down to the megaplex and catch a midday showing of (insert movie here) as you sit down and relax from your various injuries accumulated throughout the week, you sip your soda and get into it.

As much as it sucks to say you are pretty tired of trying to get revenge on Vriska, maybe it's time to call it a revenge and just tell Tavros you tried your best. He would understand, you ate some popcorn and for the first time you actually were enjoying yourself. Although you had a distinct feeling you were being watched.

"Wow this movie 8lows." Vriska says catching you off guard

"What are you doing here?" you whisper

"I saw you walking 8y and decided to see what you were up to." Vriska replies

"Hey shut up you two." a viewer says

"Sorry" You reply

You look at Vriska with annoyance in your eyes and sigh

"If you don't get us kicked out of this kickass movie you can sit with me." you say

"Aww (name)(kun)(chan) you know just the right words."

you grumble as your movie continues, you take a handful of popcorn and eat the popcorn in your hands.

You hand goes down for another handful of popcorn and meets Vriska's

"what?" you asks

"Just wanting some popcorn" Vriska chuckles

You sigh and let her take the bucket from your hand, at least you had your soda.

You lift the straw to your lips when you notice the cobalt blue lipstick on it, you look at smug Vriska and sigh as you hand her the soda.

Thank god the movie ended, that had to be the worst three hours of your life.

You had some yen on you so might as well head to the arcade. An arm hooks around your own, you grit your teeth to see none other than surprise surprise.

"Oh hell, what do you want?" You ask

"How Ruuuuuuuude, can't two friends just hang out on a weekend?" Vriska asks

"That would imply that we're friends, and trust me we're far from that Vriska." you reply

"there's no need to 8e so cold, how a8out we spend the day with each other?" Vriska says

"After what you did to Tavros? Fat chance." you reply

Vriska gives you predatory look, and it's a gaze that says if you don't do what I say I'm going to take you to a world of pain.

your resolve wasn't strong enough

she rests her head on your shoulder as you two head to the arcade, you stop at a claw machine.

"Win me something." Vriska says

"These things are a scam, no one wins anything from these." You reply

"Maybe this will help." Vriska says

"what are you-" you began before Vriska plants a kiss on your cheek

"For luck, you look like you could've used it this entire week." Vriska whispers in your ear.

somehow you mechanically  moved the claw to a stuffed spider and picked it up flawlessly. The toy drops perfectly in the hole and Vriska retrieves the stuffed spider.

"Oh (name) you shouldn't have" Vriska says

"What kind of madness has taken over my mind?!" you cry

"Oh nothing, you just somehow worked your way into my web." Vriska replies

"um...fire?" you say uneasily

"Not this time." Vriska replies

you spend a long time with Vriska, it's kind of...good.

"My god what has happened to me?" you ask

"You fell in love." Vriska replies

"I did?" you ask

Vriska wraps an arm around you

"Where are we going?" you ask

"why we have to meet your parents don't we, Isn't that what lovers do?" Vriska asks

"I think?" You reply

you two walk off to mmet your parents.

...two weeks later...

"I can't believe what I'm seeing." a female student says

"Is that Vriska with (Name)?" a troll student asks

"Oh isn't that sweet?" Feferi asks

all students and faculty watched in awe as you and Vriska walk down the hall hand in hand.

Vriska gives off a so what vibe, you however have recovered from the shock of actively dating Vriska and are now just glad to have someone in your hands.

Tavros looked on from his pokemon cards.

"Well, look at it one way." Dave says

"she's not picking on you anymore."

and like that you went down as the person who calmed Vriska Serket...so to speak.